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Minion Death Cult

Ridiculous!! There goes my beloved M&M's. So stupid!! (Yes, I said the R & S words!!) (clip)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4652 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

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The Mars company wants to deny Tucker Carlson his god-given right to fuck the green m&m, and facebook users gasp in collective horror as the candy mascots are desexualized.

Also: Mass Formation Psychosis, and how it means that everyone who disagrees with you is crazy

Transcript

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0:00.0

Um, so I, there were like, so many reactions to, to this thing that really happened.

0:07.9

You know, this is like a real thing that happened, uh, that, you know, some might argue, like,

0:13.7

not a big deal about putting sneakers on the green M&M.

0:19.0

Um, so many people disagree with that idea, including one Tucker Carlson, who did a segment on this, of course.

0:28.5

So I'm just going to play some audio from Tucker Carlson.

0:32.3

This is real.

0:34.1

Again, not doctored.

0:35.4

What you're about to hear, not doctored audio.

0:38.3

That's progress.

0:40.0

Eminem's will not be satisfied

0:41.2

until every last cartoon character

0:43.2

is deeply unappealing and

0:45.3

totally androgynous.

0:47.0

Until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any

0:49.1

one of them. That's the goal.

0:51.0

When you're totally turned off,

0:53.7

we've achieved equity.

0:54.9

They've won.

0:59.9

If anybody forget what an M&M looks like, it is like a chocolate little like dollop.

1:08.4

It's like a round oval sphere it's like a

1:11.9

circular flat ball it looks like a key fob to get into an apartment complex yeah

1:17.2

there you go yeah it's uh it's um perfectly smooth it's perfectly smooth all around and a candy

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