Ride or Die PONIES with Emilia Clarke
Life Will Be the Death of Me with Chelsea Handler
iHeartPodcasts
4.3 • 4.6K Ratings
🗓️ 22 January 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Emilia Clarke joins Chelsea to chat about learning Russian, her road to recovery after two brain hemorrhages, and how to pretend a tennis ball is a dragon. Then: An Argentinean’s messy habits have his boyfriend busy doing cleanup. A girlfriend is crazy about her new guy, but wants to maintain her single identity. And a newly-sober caller is comedy-curious.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:03.0 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.8 | Okay, guys, the high and mighty tour is about to begin. |
| 0:07.9 | I'm coming to Washington, D.C., Norfolk, Virginia, Atlantic City, which I just added. |
| 0:12.8 | Madison, Wisconsin, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Detroit, Michigan, Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati, Ohio, Denver, Colorado, Portland, Maine, Providence, Rhode Island, Springfield, Massachusetts, Chicago, of course. |
| 0:26.7 | Indianapolis, Indiana, Louisville, Kentucky, Albuquerque, Mesa, Arizona, Kansas City, Missouri, St. Louis, Louis, Missouri, Minneapolis, Minnesota, Nashville, Tennessee, Charlotte, North Carolina, |
| 0:39.7 | Durham, North Carolina. May 6th, I'm doing Netflix as a joke festival. I will be in Los Angeles. |
| 0:45.6 | That is a new announcement. Saratoga, California, Monterey, California, Modesto, California, |
| 0:51.9 | and Portchester, New York, Boston, Massachusetts, Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington. |
| 0:59.4 | I will be touring from February through June. Go to Chelseahandler.com for tickets. |
| 1:05.3 | If you want to come see me perform, I will be on the high and mighty tour. |
| 1:10.3 | Hi, Catherine. Hi, Chelsea. Hi, it's me, Chelsea, handjob. Coming to you live from Whistler. Looks like it's finally snowy there. When was the last time you gave a handjob, Catherine? Have you given an adult handjob? Um, actually like three days ago. Oh, wow. Yeah, doesn't it all start with a handjob? I mean... But a handjob three days ago, Catherine, in a marriage? I mean, seriously? I am on doctor-requested pelvic rest after some female stuff. So it was like hand job or nothing. I mean, like, you know, it could progress, but... Pelvic rest. What happened? Well, we'll get into it off the... |
| 1:45.8 | I think it should be on the podcast. Why would you want to talk about that offline? |
| 1:51.2 | You know, my doctor, I'm just like... Endometriosis stuff. And my doctor's like, chill out for a |
| 1:56.8 | second with the intercourse, which Brad is very not happy with. But, you know, let me just |
| 2:01.8 | say something. Why when you have to be on pelvic rest, are you delivering hand jobs? Why isn't |
| 2:07.5 | Brad just going down on you? That's actually a very good question. Yeah, Brad, can you come back in |
| 2:12.5 | the room, please? I don't understand this. Why is she being punished for being on pelvic breast? |
| 2:36.2 | That's her first punishment. And now the second one is the handjob. She's not being punished. I offered, you know. Did you? Yeah. And she's like, now I'd rather give you a hand job. I believe in reciprocity. So, you know, we're. He does. Okay. He's very good about that. He just want to make sure you're not a selfish lover. I was like hey, get over here. Give me my hand job. We're good. Get over here. I need my hand job. Okay. What are we talking about? I want to know, Chelsea. Have you seen Michael Rappaport on the traitors and the clips that are going around about him? You know what? I've actually, you know, let me tell you something very interesting. |
| 2:51.9 | I got going around about him? I, you know what? I've actually, you know, let me tell you something very interesting. |
| 2:57.6 | I got this phone service, Noble, right? |
| 2:59.6 | This is like the ethical phone. |
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