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You get another week of me and you get another week of our extremely fantastic producer,

Emilio, A.K. Balls, D. Billy. Here with you on Talking Shop. So crack a beer, take

off your pants, and listen to the hashtag worst podcast ever. TALKING SHOP!

Emilio! How are you doing today? How are you, my friend? I am lovely, man. Lovely. I

spent the lovely 48 hours with TJ Perkins in Philadelphia. That was really cool.

Apparently that place closes really, really early and you can't get any type of food

past midnight. So off to the Wawa we went. Wawa has a special place in my heart. Not a lot of

Wawa's around the United States, but the first Wawa ever introduced to me by a guy named

CM Punk. That was a good name job. It gets the job done, but it's like, I don't know,

man. I was like, I needed some type of sustenance and it wasn't really hidden. Let me ask you

this, and I know this because this is an off-air conversation that I heard you talking to

TJP about, or maybe online or something, but not a lot of vegan options there at Wawa.

No, so you go into the kiosk thing, you punch in your bowl, and you have to choose the

options. I was like, okay, I don't want meat. I don't need cheese. So let me just do some

beans, some fucking spinach, whatever mixed vegetable this is, and I'll just grab some fruit

and hopefully I don't die of starvation. How was that fruit? Did you shake yourself?

Oh my God, brother. It cleaned me out, man. It went right through me. I was so lean

for that 48 hours, like my abs were popping, abs were popping. I was like, oh, man, I should

do this more often. Maybe I should just do the Wawa diet. There you go. Just keep

shitting yourself all day long. That's it. Because for a hot minute, I was shit in marbles

for like a good month, and I couldn't figure out why, you know, you have a, rock, what was

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