RICK & KELLY'S DAILY SMASH *FRIDAY MARCH 13TH* THE STATES WITH THE LARGEST BULGES IN AMERICA!
The Rick and Kelly Show
Rick & Kelly Leventhal
3.3 • 525 Ratings
🗓️ 13 March 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Rick & Kelly bring you a fun filled Friday the 13th show, including their take on Dylan Mulvaney's womanhood, the states with the largest penises in America IN THE NEWS, and a preview of Kelly's corned beef for this week's Rick & Kelly Show on Patreon.com!Rick & Kelly are PROUD to be the OFFICIAL LAUNCH PARTNERS with SOULLIFE MINERAL SUPPLEMENTS here in America! Get the Rick & Kelly DOUBLE discount of $20 off per bottle by buying 2 or more bottles & hitting AUTO ORDER at:https://www.soullife.com/rickandkelly...Check out Rick & Kelly's favorite MAKE WELLNESS ingestible peptides:https://boards.com/a/vL3gBe.kypDic...Rick & Kelly proudly reveal their new DAILY SMASH MERCH WEBSITE is UP!!! Get your Smash hats, mugs, sweats and more at:https://dailysmashmerch.spiritsale.com/For more info on how to book Kelly, Rick or the two of them for coffee, lunch, dinner or drinks, go to:https://www.fansocial.coRick & Kelly would love for you to join them on Patreon, where they post full hour long, commercial free episodes every week, including celebrity interviews, cooking segments and other videos you won't find on their YouTube channel!Sign up for the Rick & Kelly Show on Patreon.com now by clicking on: www.patreon.com/rickkellyshow#cornedbeef #penissize #flaccid #erect #dylanmulvaney #trans #man #woman #backpack #sanfrancisco #tequila #makewellness #ohho #elevatedseltzer #palmdesert #kellydodd #wine #minerals #newsmax #newsmax2 #theleventhalreport #live #demonstrations #rhoc #kellydodd #cooking #kellydodd #realhousewives #patreon #jefflewislive #siriusxm #pickleballpartytown #picklepartyhouse
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, welcome to your Daily Smash for Friday the 13th. |
| 0:04.2 | Something unlucky already happened. |
| 0:07.0 | I thought I was recording the show and I wasn't. |
| 0:10.0 | We went like a half an hour. |
| 0:12.2 | And I have a girlfriend here. |
| 0:13.4 | She's like... |
| 0:13.9 | At least 15 minutes. |
| 0:14.8 | She's like, can I have that drink now? |
| 0:16.3 | And I looked up, I was like, wait a minute. |
| 0:18.0 | We're not recording. |
| 0:19.5 | And it was brilliant. |
| 0:20.5 | It was such a good show. You would have loved it. |
| 0:23.1 | So we're going to try and recreate the magic. |
| 0:26.4 | Are you scared? Are you scared that it's Friday the 13th? |
| 0:30.6 | Hell yeah. We're talking for a half an hour. It was so good. |
| 0:34.9 | Just talking to nothing, recording nothing. |
| 0:39.9 | Coming up, the largest penises in America ranked by state. |
| 0:45.7 | I'm telling all my girlfriends to go there. |
| 0:52.1 | More on that in a moment. |
| 0:56.7 | I do want to say we appreciate all your generous comments your wonderful comments |
| 0:59.9 | yeah thank you |
| 1:01.2 | and to encourage all of you to join us on Patreon |
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