What I wish you did your fans. Welcome back to the show. It's your first time joining the show. Welcome to the show.

What a great lineup of people we've got coming in for the next few weeks. Some great friends I'm having on the show. I'm very excited about all of them. Also excited to tell you that next week, next Friday, my special is going to be coming out. My special will be out on Hulu. September 12th, the day after America's holiday, never forget, those damn Italians.

Yeah, September 12th on Hulu, please watch my special White Noise. I would appreciate it.

Also, I'm on tour. I'm doing a bunch of dates. I'll be in San Francisco doing the punch.

I'm working out some great new stuff. I'm excited. I'm doing Tempe improv. I'm doing the Borgata out there in Jersey. I'm doing Hammond, Indiana over Thanksgiving

weekend. And I'm doing more and more shows. I'm adding Vegas later in the year. And I'm also doing

the hall at Hanover, Maryland, and I'm doing Valley Center, which is down by San Diego.

But go to Andrewsantino.com for those tickets.

Andrewsantino.com.

In here, we pour whiskey, whisk, whisk, whisk, whisk.

You were that creature in the ginger beard.

Sturdy and ginger.

Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse. Ginger's a fug Ginger's a huge You only $5 for the whiskey And 75 dollars for the horse Ginger's all hell no This whiskey is Ex-Sport Ginger I like gingers Ladies and gentlemen Welcome back to Whiskey Ginger My guest today is one of my favorite people on Earth who say that from my guess by meeting once again today. It is Rick Glassman and Alvin. Say something now.

Hi everybody, good to be here. I'll be right back. Wow. I did not anticipate that. Oh, that's nice that you bring Alvin. That's nice because... Yeah, he's my host. He's a he's my host he's a co-host

he's a co-host but who's the who's actually the real star look at he knows I'm actually the real star I meant on the road I mean he hosts he's a feature though you're a middle he does 15 to 20 doesn't he well he's got enough time I've saw him do a couple of spots of the OR crushes I'm not gonna lie you think it's because he's cute though see this is where I don't like that you are bringing that the look thing into it

because we've talked about this before. His looks are, yeah, they help, but it doesn't help him write better jokes. It just helps his overall persona. Yeah. I would argue that's everybody. Do you think Mark Wahlberg would be as successful as he is if he wasn't good looking?

Yeah, I do. I don't. Yeah, I do. I think now with his ability, but when he was starting out...

I think that it's a total package. Right. I think all these things add up. I mean, you can't just remove one thing and see what it's still worth. I don't know. I doubt it. Does Alvin do better because of the style and the look? Look, I mean, I think the chain wallet thing is cool that he does that. I think that's a hip. I think it's hip. I think no cussing is huge. I think staying clean is what's big. He wants that bargazzi audience he is a clean dog he's a clean dog and there's a lot of

happens when his person has OCD it's a lot of Yeah. He wants that Bargazzi audience. Yeah, he is a clean dog.

He's a clean dog.

He's a lot of... He's what happens when a person has OCD. There's a lot of dirty dogs out there. Yeah. In this business, I try to stay away. Tell me about it. But they're around. Rick Glassman is here on the show. My old pal, Rick Lastman, We've known each other for a very, very, very, very, very long time.

And his AC is out, so pardon him if he's a little,

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