In January of 2014, local San Antonio news outlets began reporting claims made by a man

who named himself as the world's greatest bakefoot tracker.

His proof that he deserved the title, the man released photos of the preserved body

of what he claimed was a Sasquatch that he shot and killed in 2012.

The Honda reported that the body had been held at a testing facility at a Northwestern

US University, where it had been subjected to a battery of tests to verify that it was

indeed the legendary cryptid known as Bigfoot.

In the following days, the body would be exhibited at a number of impromptu venues where skeptics

and believers alike were able to get a close-up view of a seemingly myth made flesh.

If it wasn't incredible enough that a Bigfoot had finally been bagged, according to the

tracker, this was actually the second Bigfoot body he had managed to retrieve.

The first had been turned over to shadowy government agents after they had threatened

the tracker and his family.

This case file joined the theorist as they hop in their used 1998 Jeep Grand Cherokee

and cruise over to the three-ring circus surrounding Rick Dyer's dead Bigfoot.

Welcome to alien theorist theorizing case file 218, Rick Dyer's big old dead ass Bigfoot

Tom Brady.

Tom was out.

I'm Dan.

And I'm Andrew.

Woo.

Uh, first case file of the year, man.

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