In the beginning, there was fun on the radio.

Then the radio industry fell victim to corporate America,

and venture capitalist bankers who marched in with their research

and up to their armpits in debt,

and turned the radio band into a wasteland of cookie cutters,

faceless sound-alive stations who completely lost touch

with the people they were meant to serve.

Then there were two voices that cried out to the rules.

Thank it first, for becoming louder with every passing waiting time.

It's okay to have fun again,

to give the people what they really want to hear,

and not treat them like a sea of mindless followers

who have no choice in their radio entertainment.

Welcome to the REC and Bubba Show!

Tell me I'm wrong!

Tries is my boy,

as a boy, the first time, that's a good boy.

It is seven minutes past the hour.

You got REC and Bubba from the broadcast plaza in Teleport.

Speedy, the real great bird just Helmsey,

80 Van Adler has CRTV for you live,

our own demand, and also providing content

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