Richie Moriarty
Couples Therapy
Naomi and Andy
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
Richie Moriarty has been our pal for over a decade now, but as we find out on this episode, did we ever *really* know him??? Now, *you* know Richie, obviously, as one of the stars of the hit CBS sitcom Ghosts, or maybe you've heard his voice on a ton of children's cartoons or popping up in everything from What We Do In the Shadows to The Tick to Search Party. Well, even if this is your first time meeting Richie, you're gonna love him! We quickly find out that he was married before and that COMPLETELY blows our minds, but Richie is kind enough to go through the rise and fall of his first marriage. We talk about the long emotional recovery time after his divorce, moving to New York and meeting his now-wife Ciara two weeks later and so much more, including, of course, a detailed explanation of the improv show opening called The Pattern Game! PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!
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| 0:00.0 | Open your hearts and loosen your butts. |
| 0:03.0 | It's time for couples therapy. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:06.8 | This podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their homies. |
| 0:11.5 | Talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situations, ships |
| 0:15.2 | and conscious and coupling from Netflix hookups to single them with some hulu. |
| 0:18.8 | Tech sex, regrets. |
| 0:19.9 | So feeling on your new jubu. They gonna talk about it. Yeah, you are in body. Needing therapy, I guarantee, baby, we got it. It's Cupple's Therapy. Cupple's Therapy. Hello, everyone, and welcome to couples therapy. |
| 0:38.1 | My name is Andy. |
| 0:39.1 | My name is Naomi. |
| 0:40.2 | We're a real life couple. |
| 0:41.4 | A real life couple of comedians. |
| 0:43.0 | And on couples therapy, we answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners. |
| 0:47.3 | Hello, Naomi. |
| 0:48.1 | Hello, dear listeners. |
| 0:50.8 | What's going on with you this week in your hearts, in your minds, in your souls. You hanging in? You hanging in, girls? Girls, G-U-R-L-S, gender neutral. Sure. Girls. Of course. You're hanging in, girls? We're all doing our goddamn best. Well, many of us are doing our goddamn best. If you're a listener, you're doing your goddamn best. If you are a listener, you are doing your goddamn best. Absolutely. Tell yourself that. Look into the mirror right now. Tell yourself, I'm doing my goddamn best. What do you want for me? What do you want? Shake the mirror, grab each side of the mirror and shake it. It's like, stop, stop yelling at me. What do you want? |
| 1:34.1 | Naomi, I don't know if you knew this, but AI is huge these days. |
| 1:37.8 | Everyone is loving AI, and it works so well. |
| 1:43.8 | There are absolutely no environmental problems that come out of it. |
| 1:45.6 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:46.6 | I'm so stuck on. |
| 1:49.9 | I'm so stuck on. |
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