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Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

Comedy

4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Finn versus history.
0:13.8	Once again, I'm with Horatio Gould.
0:15.4	And this is part two of our epic dive into the third crusades.
0:20.8	Yeah, our romp through the Middle East.
0:23.2	Through the Holy Lands.
0:24.3	Has anyone romped through the Middle East ever?
0:26.6	Horatio Gold.
0:27.3	I think it's a consistent romp.
0:29.8	I really like these questions where you're just completely on the back foot.
0:32.8	Well, I'd say it's been a consistent romp.
0:34.8	Should the A's your consent, B-load.
0:36.0	Horatio Gold.
0:38.0	Yes. No, I mean, what? I'd say it's been a consistent romp. Should the age of consent, be load. Horatio Gould? Um, yes.
0:38.4	No, I mean, what?
0:39.6	Interesting.
0:40.2	Very interesting.
0:41.3	Not a paed of far.
0:42.2	I mean, yes, I am. What age should it be? 14. Ah, shit. You've done it. You fucked it. You fucked it. I'd love it. I'd love I'd love it and that would be my question every time because you it looks like you're opening up and then you just turn it to someone to that next
0:54.4	to you.
0:54.7	Yeah.
0:56.8	It's such a great hospital pass.
0:58.6	Yeah.
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