Richard Simmons Isn't Missing

Maintenance Phase

Aubrey Gordon & Michael Hobbes

Wellness, Health & Fitness, History, Education, Science, Health

4.8 • 16.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

The internet gets weird investigating the "disappearance" of America's gay best friend. Support us:Hear bonus episodes on PatreonWatch Aubrey’s documentary in AU & NZ, or watch it at home anywhere else!Buy Aubrey's bookListen to Mike's other podcastGet Maintenance Phase T-shirts, stickers and moreLinks!Richard Simmons ShowRichard Simmons, the Original Queer EyeThe Grand Duke of Diet and the Clown Prince of Fitness The Sultan of Svelte The Deregulation Of Commercial TelevisionSim...

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0:00.0	Man, I'll tell you what, all I ever want to drink when we're recording is like fizzy things.
0:15.4	And it's the worst idea.
0:18.1	I know, because you have fizz in the background and you have the burps.
0:20.1	Yeah, you get just
0:21.2	lovely little gurgles to join us on the podcast. The gurgle cut. We're releasing the gurgle cut.
0:27.9	I think, I mean, I think maybe I'll go literal. Welcome to maintenance phase. The podcast that will
0:33.2	make you cry slightly less in this episode than the previous episode. This is what I was promised.
0:39.5	This is why I'm here. You're really selling it. I'm fucking, I'm leaving if you make me cry.
0:44.1	But I think, listen, I think the main arc of this episode is Richard Simmons rise to stardom and then
0:51.8	decision to disengage from stardom.
0:54.7	I'm Michael Hobbs.
0:55.6	I'm Aubrey Gordon.
0:56.4	Oh my God.
0:57.1	We hadn't said our names through all that shit.
0:59.0	We forgot again.
1:00.2	You have to say your thing.
1:01.1	If you'd like to support the show, you can do that at patreon.com slash maintenance phase.
1:05.1	Or you can subscribe through Apple Podcasts or Spotify.
1:08.3	It's the same audio.
1:09.5	Same stuff.
1:10.9	Michael.
1:12.1	We're talking about Richard Simmons again.
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