Richard Nixon and the Magic Suitcase [from Very Special Episodes]
Ridiculous Crime
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
In honor of April Fools' Day this week, Zaron Burnett dug into a persistent legend surrounding Richard Nixon. With a little help from his pops, Zaron ventured into smoky clubs to unpack a bizarre tale of jazz, drugs, and politics.
After the episode, Dana talked about her upcoming book, The Arcane Arts, and Zaron discussed his role in a recent Jordan Peele documentary.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:08.0 | At a time when presidential lawlessness is a consuming question of the day, |
| 0:13.0 | we thought we could revisit a time when executive lawbreaking was, well, far more amusing. |
| 0:19.0 | Enter very special episodes, seemingly favorite political curiosity, |
| 0:22.9 | Richard Nixon. But this story isn't about Watergate or the White House plumbers, |
| 0:28.5 | and it's not about the Saturday night massacre at the Department of Justice. It's not even |
| 0:32.6 | about Nixon's famous Checkers the Dog speech and the related slush fund scandal. |
| 0:38.0 | With Nixon, there are so many dodgy dealings. |
| 0:41.3 | But this criminal tale comes from his international hopscotching days as the Vice President |
| 0:46.3 | of America. |
| 0:47.7 | That's when, according to a long-running legend, then Vice President Richard Nixon allegedly |
| 0:54.0 | muled a suitcase filled with marijuana |
| 0:56.0 | through U.S. Customs for the jazz legend and noted pothead Louis Armstrong. |
| 1:02.0 | This story is according to street legend, whispered rumors, and of course social media. |
| 1:08.0 | You can find this story repeated online. While the details may vary, the story is |
| 1:13.1 | essentially the same. But the big question remains, could it possibly be true? In order to revisit |
| 1:20.1 | this long-whispered crime legend and to separate fact from fiction, I spoke with my favorite |
| 1:25.8 | person to discuss all things Nixon or crime or jazz my pop's |
| 1:31.2 | Zeke Burnett welcome to very special episodes an I-Heart original podcast I'm your host |
| 1:40.6 | Zaron Burnett and this is Richard Nixon's magic suitcase. |
| 1:48.8 | Welcome back to very special episodes. |
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