Welcome, welcome welcome to arm chair expert experts on expert. I'm Dan Rather. I'm joined by Mr. Miles

There we go. Much better.

Much better.

Peep behind the curtain.

I was hoping to have the Christmas slays,

the bells that we have.

They're gone. Instead, this thing, whatever this is.

What is it?

That's almost like my turkey. It's a Christmas. It's the sound of

Santa's sleigh. Oh. When he's got a bad engine engine. he needs to take it to the shop and not the elf shop they don't know what the fuck

they don't know what the fuck they don't know they don't canical stuff

before we tell you who is our esteemed guest,

want to announce something incredibly exciting.

Very.

Listen, by now, hopefully you've seen some photos

we've posted of the merch that we just dropped barring a Christmas

miracle which is possible Christmas miracles happen all the time always possible

always surrounding Christmas they won't arrive in time for Christmas but you can

pre-order and you could give somebody this with the evidence of the pre-order.

This is what I like to do. I like to give like a small gift like a chocolate bar and then tape to it is a picture of the

sweater sweatshirt yes and this is coming yay like yeah yeah the little little sample teaser teaser

and again if you don't if you look at the pictures and you're like what is that

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