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You're listening to Comedy Central.

I'm divorced.

Surprise?

I'm talking to you later butter come.

I try to say my marriage I went to counseling spend $5,000 to have two women call me a loser. My ex-wife said five years of me she turned gay.

So yeah it only took me two years. I'm not gay. Calm down. I would go gay. I just couldn't handle a guy

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