Ladies and gentlemen, Rich Boss.

Thank you.

Thank you. Stop. Stop. Thank you. Stop. Thank you. Stop.

Thank you. Stop. It's good to be back here in Indianapolis. I got my haircut today. I think it came out all right.

I'm pretty happy.

Last time I was in Indianapolis, I had my haircut. I only get my haircut in Indianapolis like no other place. I was in Baltimore last week and the other

Congress goes you want to get your haircut and I go no I only do that in Indianapolis and and

last time I was here when I went to get my haircut, I had a racial experience.

And I'm not racist at all. I mean, I'm a Jew. I don't like Arabs.

You know I'll tell you that from the beginning I'm not a big thing. I mean I like

hummus and falafel but that's why I that's about it but I technically don't like the people that make it.

So I and I had this racial experience last time I was in town. I went into a super

cuts or a super clips because I only get my haircut in Indianapolis and

super has to be in the title of the place.

You know, if it was just clips, I would never go.

But when it's super clips, you know it's the best clips of all the clips.

But it's the super clip.

So I walk into Superclips and the place is completely empty. There's no one there.

And I look in the back and I see two black female hairdressers and I'm like, oh shit.

And I go to turn to leave and we made eye contact like you know we see each other.

Like this is really eye to eye shit right here.

And I didn't want to walk out, not I want that I cared if they thought I was a racist

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