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985, the Sports Hub, we are Toucher and Rich, and it is a very exciting day for people

because Star Wars is right on the horizon.

Mm-hmm.

The new Star Wars, everyone lining up.

And despite his inability to beat Bird and all but one of the contests that we had,

Rich is, for some reason, let Nick get into the club into the screening with him.

It's because I have a heart of gold, Fred.

He's a nice guy. So on Monday, Bird, Nick, and Rich saw the new Star Wars film. Now, does that come out tonight? No, because that's tomorrow. Tomorrow night is the, I think, the earliest public screenings. Oh, the midnight deal? No, I think they have like a six or eight o'clock. They're rolling him out earlier now.

Nick's going to go see it at seven o'clock.

I'm seeing it Friday.

Yes.

But these gentlemen got to see it a full three days before anyone else.

Yep.

And this is coming from a guy who loved the Force Awakens,

and I thought I was underwhelmed by Rogue One. I thought Rogue One was fine. It's one of those movies I saw and I don't really want to see it again. There were a couple of really good scenes. So I'm not like a, everything Star Wars isn't immediately going to be excellent. I'm very subjective. I obviously thought the prequels sucked and so on and so on.

But so, so, there's going to be a spoiler-free review.

So I'm not going to give you many plot details, but here's what I'm going to tell you.

All the problems that people had with the Force Awakens are gone.

People thought that one was too derivative, too much like a new hope.

This one has a completely original arc.

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