Rich and Ally's Craven Newsround Compilation "Old Red Eye is Back"
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Summary
Monday 6th July 2026 - Old Red Eye is Back - Rich has got out of his sick bed to bring you all the news that you won’t hear on the lamestream media. Today finally Pizza Express has done an investigation to find out whether Andrew Battenberg-Cake came there in March 2001 and the results are frankly astonishing. We hear from the man himself to see where his life may go now.
Tuesday 7th July 2026 - Farage Above the Garage - Rich and Ally are back with breaking news about Farage’s resignation and Richard’s health. The badinage is strong. The news is balanced and unbiased.
Wednesday 8th July 2026 - Imagine There’s a Heaven - Rich and Ally are back tacking the really big news stories that others are too scared to handle. Today they report on what happens when you die and get a report direct from Heaven to see if that idea is correct.
Friday 10th July 2026 - Stamford Brook - It’s the last Newsround for a little while as the team head off for a much deserved holiday, but we’re covering a big story - the cock infested Reading Embroidery. Should the British Museum keep it or should it be censored. Expect some strong opinions and a factually dubious song.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Richard Herring here. Thanks for downloading my podcast. Now, you may have heard on the grown-up news that I've not been very well. I'm feeling fine. I'm sort of in the middle of treatment for very minor cancer. It's not curable, but it's completely treatable. So please don't worry about me. In the meantime, if you want to become a badger, this is an excellent time to support us at gofastestripe.com slash badges. If you would like to buy a thank you Moriati t-shirt from Rich and Alley's Craven Newsround, then head to go fasterstripe.com. And you should be able to find them on there. They're only going to be available for a couple of |
| 0:37.6 | weeks and we'll print them all up at once when we find out what the demand is. But if you enjoy |
| 0:42.5 | that podcast, particularly, that's a great way to pay us back for that. Look, I'm still coming to the |
| 0:48.0 | Edinburgh Fringe unless something goes horrifically wrong. In August, from I think the |
| 0:53.8 | sixth to the 16th, go to richardine.com slash for |
| 0:59.1 | Hellasper. You can see all the dates and the guests confirmed so far who are Mike Wozniak, |
| 1:05.8 | Susie McCabe and Flo and Joan. There are some big names to come, I'm sure. I'm aiming very high with this. |
| 1:13.0 | And I will be giving some recommends of people you should be going to see at the fringe through |
| 1:17.2 | interviews over the next few weeks as well. Anyway, thank you very much. Let's sit back. |
| 1:23.2 | Thanks to all the lovely messages I've had from you guys and it's lovely to know how much these |
| 1:26.6 | podcasts mean to you. |
| 1:28.5 | And that's worth more than money. I mean, obviously it doesn't keep us going. But thank you very much for the love you've been giving us and very much appreciate. And I'll do my best to carry on doing these until I get bored. |
| 1:39.6 | Anyway, sit back, relax and enjoy another podcast from the head and mouth of R.K. Herring. |
| 1:47.0 | On SBC2 now, it's The Angry Beavers. That sounds quite good. Might just have a little look at that myself. |
| 1:53.5 | Oh, oh dear. Oh, God, that's, ah, that's inflamed. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's just footage of really furious beavers fighting |
| 2:04.1 | each other, biting each other with their teeth. The animal, the beaver. Also, some vaginas |
| 2:12.6 | with teeth as well. So, you know, it's a real kid show, the angry beavers. So don't blame me. That's the only way I can go with it. |
| 2:20.8 | On SBC One now, it's Richan Alley's Craven Newsround. It's my favourite. I'm going to be. I'm going to be. I'm going to |
| 2:35.0 | I'm going to |
| 2:37.0 | I'm going to |
| 2:38.0 | I'm |
| 2:40.0 | a new |
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