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Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)

Rich and Ally's Craven Newsround Compilation "Milked in a Basement"

Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)

British Comedy Guide

Tv & Film, Arts, Comedy, Performing Arts

4.75.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Tuesday 9th June 2026 - Milked in a Basement - Rich has been too busy or tired to do Newsround for a few days and to be honest probably should have given it a miss today. But news doesn’t wait for someone to be in the mood to tell you what the news is and luckily one person on this show can enunciate. The boys are talking about creating sperm in a lab and what that might mean for humanity. It’s an all time classic. Thank you Moriarty.


Wednesday 10th June 2026- Scooby DUMB - Rich is a bit less tired than yesterday, but still quite tired and he can’t believe that he is having his childhood destroyed. Just leave things the way they are. When they were good. When I was young. Plus big news about Prince Harry.


Thursday 11th June 2026 - Blue Anchor - Rich and Ally are a bit put out to find out they are not the most popular thing in the show, but they plough on regardless, looking into the case of the mysterious cider drinking mannequin in Minehead. What really happened? The lamestream media won’t tell you, but we will.


Friday 12th June 2026 - Sodomised Gargoyles - It’s the last Newsround of the week and a weary Richard Herring talks us through not one, not two, but three big news stories, travelling the world from Russia/Ukraine to Spain and then right out into outer space and unknowable time. You don’t get that on the grown-up news.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi Ratfans, thanks to down during the podcast. Thanks to everyone who came to the

0:03.4

Droit Witch and St. Albans gigs, which were fantastic. Look, the big news is coming up,

0:08.8

we're at the Edinburgh Fringe doing Rahalasdapur from the 5th of August to the 16th of August.

0:14.4

There's two shows on the 8th and 9th. They're all at Stand 3 except for those later shows at

0:19.6

530, which are at W Edinburgh, which is another stand venue.

0:23.9

The regular shows at 2 o'clock. Tickets are available. Go to Richshane.com slash Rahalustapa.

0:29.9

And book now, especially if you want to come to the weekends where tickets are selling fast.

0:34.3

I am going to start booking guests this week and you'll be able to see the confirmed

0:39.0

guests on that website as well. So book ahead. It's lots of fun. We had loads of fun last year

0:45.2

and we should be creating enough podcast to see us through to the end of the year. After that,

0:51.4

what's going to happen? Not sure, my fan friends. I'm not too sure.

0:57.2

Anyway, sit back, relax. Enjoy another episode of whatever flicking podcast you're listening to.

1:05.4

On SBC2 now, Jim will fix, Jim will fix it, in which Jimmy Saville is brought back to life and promises

1:11.9

to be good this time. And the BBC paid for him to travel back in time to try and fix the mess the

1:16.8

corporation created, when it put a very creepy man who some would say looked like an obvious

1:21.4

pedo and necophile in charge of a show that grants children's wishes. Unfortunately, trusting

1:26.7

an unrepentant zombie time-travelling

1:28.5

Jimmy Saville to do this is another huge error of judgment from the BBC, which puts the

1:33.7

license fee in question, as all he does is team up with his younger self to cause even more

1:38.9

problems for the corporation. And then the BBC decided to send back Gary Glitter. Oh, BBC, when will you learn?

1:46.8

When will you learn?

1:48.5

Anyway, on SPC1 now, it's Richard Alice Craven, Newsround, who cares?

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