Rich and Ally's Craven Newsround Compilation 18
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 May 2026
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Monday 25th May 2026 - No News
Tuesday 26th May 2026 - No News
Wednesday 27th May 2026 - No news
Thursday 28th May 2026 - Badly Burnt Penis - Rich and Ally are back from their holidays with all the news that the mainstream media won’t touch. Because they won’t touch penises. Is that all we do on this? Finally the truth about the people of Harpenden, plus touching up the Cerne Abbas Giant’s private areas. It’s absolutely pathetic.
Friday 29th May 2026 - Ulterior Mammoth - Rich and Ally are back for the second and last Newsround of the week and it’s all about bringing back the Mammoth and why anyone would want to do that. All neatly fitting into just five minutes.
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Titles by Andy Bobbin
Music by Mike Cosgrave
Directed by Chris Evans.
Any similarity to John Craven’s Newsround is entirely coincidental
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Ratfans, thanks for downloading my podcast. |
| 0:03.5 | Not quite sure what's happening in June, thanks to a medical procedure I have to go through. |
| 0:08.8 | We've had to cancel those Lester Square Theatre Gigs on the 1st and 8th of July, |
| 0:14.2 | but hopefully we'll be back for everything else. |
| 0:17.1 | Everything happening in the first week of June is fine, including we're doing two shows now at the Roman Theatre in St. Albans. |
| 0:24.3 | The 6pm show is sold out. |
| 0:25.7 | There's now an additional show at 8.30pm. |
| 0:28.9 | It's me and Katie Wilkins, a very promising stand-up comedian, doing two sets in a Roman theatre with some old jokes for Romans and some new jokes that I've never done before. |
| 0:40.3 | Richard Herring.com slash gigs for links of that. |
| 0:42.3 | Would love to see you there. |
| 0:44.5 | I'm not sure how many stand-up gigs I'll be doing in the next few months. |
| 0:48.9 | So come along to that one if you can. |
| 0:50.7 | And of course, Rahalasdapa is at the Edinburgh Fringe for the first 12 days, |
| 0:56.2 | Richard Herring.com slash Rahalasdapa. We're doing 14 shows in 12 days. So there's every chance |
| 1:03.6 | you can come and see us. We'd love you to support us with that one if you can. Hopefully we'll |
| 1:08.6 | see us through to the new year and then who knows what's going to happen to Rahalashtabar after that. Not me. Not me. I don't know. Okay, Richardherring.com |
| 1:18.5 | slash gigs. Richardherring.com slash for Halestepa if you want to add a little bit of financial |
| 1:23.3 | support to keep the podcast going. Go fast to stripe.com slash badges and you get loads of lovely |
| 1:28.2 | rewards. Thanks for listening. Do tell your friends and so on. We love you. Goodbye. |
| 1:34.3 | On SBC 2 now, it's the mighty morphine power ranges in which teenagers team up to save the world, |
| 1:40.9 | but take morphine in order to feel no pain. That gets them so relaxed and content |
| 1:45.2 | they just chill out and they're flat and they let the bad guys win. It's quite a boring show. |
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