Rich and Ally's Craven Newsround Compilation 17
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2026
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Tuesday 19th May 2026 - Scott Baio’s Tapestry - Rich and Ally are back with news of a very important study on the Bayeaux Tapestry, but then have to stop as Rich has to go to a parent teacher thing at his kids’ school. Never happened to John Craven. That’s why it’s under 5 minutes today though.
Wednesday 20th May 2026 - Spygate - Rich is back in more cheerful mood and there’s finally been a major development in his puppetry skills. But how many cocaines has he taken? And is his real viewership waiting for him, ungestated, in the future? Today the boys discuss football like a pair of right lads, plus how to be like Rich.
Thursday 21st May 2026 - Foot in Mouth - Rich and Ally are back and looking at the STI figures in the EU and how best to sexily open a condom. Before falling out quite badly. Could this be the end of the partnership?
Friday 22nd May 2026 - Unflammable - Rich and Ally are back, but there’s some bad blood between them. Can’t everyone just think of Rich’s wider career? They are talking about the eternal flame, not of gonorrhoea this time, but in a Buddhist Temple in Japan and why it might be a bad idea to house that in a place made of wood.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Ratfans, thanks for downloading my podcast. Do check out Rich and Alley's Craven News Round on YouTube. |
| 0:07.0 | It's really good. Have some fun with that. Herring, 1967. |
| 0:12.0 | Some bad news. I have a medical issue, which I will discuss at some point later. |
| 0:17.0 | Substack paid subscribers know about it. You get all the down low if you pay to |
| 0:22.2 | subscribe on substack. But it does mean that there's a procedure going on in June, which will mean |
| 0:28.1 | I think I have to cancel the Leicester Square Theatre gigs on the 1st and 8th of July. Hopefully |
| 0:33.5 | everything else will still be going on, the Droitwich gig, which is sold out. I'm doing stand-up gigs at St. Albans on the 7th of June, along with Katie Wilkins, my beautiful wife, in the Roman Theatre. |
| 0:47.5 | And they've just added an extra show to that. |
| 0:51.3 | So there's a later show with lots of tickets available. |
| 0:54.0 | I'd love to see you there. If you can get to St. Albans on the Sunday night. I'm very much hoping that show. We'll still go ahead. I think it should. And hopefully everything will be all right for the Edinburgh Fringe. You can also get details of the tickets for that. Richardhering.com slash Rahalastapa. I'll start booking guests soon, but, Kay, you know, whoever it is, it's going to be good. And it should, the podcast should be going out for the rest of the year as well. So you will be able to hear them at home if you can't get to the Edinburgh Fringe. But everything's okay. Don't worry about me. It should be all right. |
| 1:29.7 | But if you can support me in any way, either by coming to a gig or becoming a badge or a |
| 1:34.3 | sub-fax subscriber, then that would be quite useful in the short term. All right, thanks for |
| 1:41.3 | listening. Enjoy this podcast. Do tell your friends. Goodbye. |
| 1:45.2 | On SBC2 now, it's Hong Kong Pui. It's a cartoon about a mildly offensive martial arts capable dog |
| 1:53.4 | who defecates in public spaces and tries to get away with it. Is it Penry, the mild man of janitor? |
| 1:59.5 | Yes. And he has to clean it up to. Why is he doing this? |
| 2:03.7 | Meanwhile, on SBC One, two people who are very unlikely to do a poo, |
| 2:08.3 | although one of them has diarrhea at the moment, I know, from personal knowledge. |
| 2:13.1 | It's Ali and Herrings, Twitcherfut, sorry, Richard and Ali's Craven Newsround. |
| 2:18.8 | That's what it's called. |
| 2:56.8 | I'm... So I've just realized I haven't got the new story I needed. |
| 2:58.0 | Oh, get that out the way. |
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