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Russell Howard’s Five Brilliant Things

Rhys James

Russell Howard’s Five Brilliant Things

Avalon

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.5566 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Do you want to show Rhys James a good time? All you need to do is take him to a hotel gym with Harry Styles, under the influence of general anaesthetic. At least…that’s what we have taken away from this fantastically breezy, genial show with the Mock the Week star (well…two of them really). Rhys’s Five Things include being rendered senseless, having that first pint after a sporting endeavour and the enigmatic Harry Styles.  As you can tell from the show you just listened to (or are about to consume?) Rhys is an expert comedian, and he’s got a new show on the road from September this year. It’s called ‘Chop Logic’ and you can find out all the dates and buy those tickets by going to https://rhysjames.co.uk. The show will also be at the Pleasance Courtyard in Edinburgh for 14 nights if you happen to be there.  🎟️ And please do go to see Russell while he’s on tour with his latest show that’s busting out some rave reviews: Don’t miss this fantastic show of all brand-new material. Find out more at https://www.russell-howard.co.uk 🎟️ Thank you for stopping by for your annual blurb check-up. Your results are through and we’re pleased to tell you that you’ve come through another year in perfect health. Your stamina, your curiosity and your thirst for banality are unmatched by anyone else who’s had their blurb check this year. Congratulations and here’s to another year of the same.  Producer: Dan Atkinson Line Producer: Daisy Knight Exec Producer: James Taylor Composer: Fat Lady Music Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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1:33.2

Today's guest is a stand-up comedian who's earned a rep as one of the best gag writers in the business.

1:37.8

He's probably best known for being one of the last mock the week regulars.

1:41.7

It's Reese James, and here is five brilliant things.

1:53.1

Here we are. Rees James. How are you?

1:56.7

Very well, thank you.

1:57.6

Good. Are you enjoying this weather?

2:00.4

It's no, because it's tricky. It's... You don't look like someone that wears shorts. Yeah, I try to avoid, unless I'm doing some sport, I do try and avoid wearing shorts. Yeah. What's the gossip? What's happening? Nothing's happening. Really? Nothing's happening. The usual, I'm going to Naples on Thursday. That is the usual. The usual. You're known for that. Just, just swanning around Italy. What were your Mafia links? Yeah. Well, actually, I am going to potentially meet the Mafia because my cousin is going out with a girl from Naples, from a village outside Napoli, and my whole family are going to meet her family. but we don't know anything about it except they make well I think this is in inverted commas they make their own limoncello that could mean anything could yeah yeah of course that can't mean yeah that can't just mean you got a lemon tree but when you go to buried under the lemon tree that's what I want know. But also going to meet the family in Naples is huge.

2:52.2

He can never leave her.

2:54.1

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

2:57.1

Yeah, exactly.

2:58.3

So the whole family's going?

3:00.0

Yeah, but it's not a massive family.

3:01.4

So it's like that's, what's that?

3:03.5

That's eight of us.

3:04.6

You going talled up or?

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