I don't RSVP to the party. I am the party.

I may be a writer, but I'll still read you like a book.

See, I hate when I have a new person or a continued, you know,

bringing on back guests who just kills it with the tagline.

That is a classic housewives tagline, and I'm here for it.

You guys, it's Andy's, girls, it's episode.

I actually think I do know the number, which is why I'm sure wrong.

398 issues, what I think we're going to be.

That's what I'll speak that into existence.

And I'm so excited to have a new guest on the people's people Zoom,

Kiki couch, etc. Zoom in all the way.

I think from London town, you know him as writer and housewives.

Housewives, anthropologists, whose credits include vice,

vogue, Rolling Stone, which we'll get to among many of our welcome to

Andy's girls, Louis Staples, Louis Howe, are we?

By the five, that was an amazingly glamorous introduction.

I feel like Durinda Medley, on the upper east side,

about to take a card to some sort of fabulous event.

Speaking of any number of iconic housewives,

before we dive in, I do have to say I'm not going to talk about the details

of this situation, because it's the dumbest thing that's happened

of all time.

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