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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Everything Ironic with me, Danny Pellegrino. I just had to take off my sweatshirt. I think I had a hot flash. Anyway, hello. We're going to be discussing the Real House of Salt Lake City today. Also, the Real House of Potomac is back. But still I rise. Stacey Rose like a Phoenix from the Ashes. And I, for one, I'm glad she did because that's the craziest person on one of these shows, and I love her. I love her. She's really given me everything. She's so delusional on that show. Of course, there's so many allegations with the boyfriend from last season. She was supposed to give in half the contract to him. I mean, a lot of crazy stuff. But we're going to start with Salt Lake City, and then we're going to get into the Real House of Potomac. So buckle up, Buttercup, got a lot to talk about. Let's get into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I live a very different life from all of you. That's still making me laugh, Lisa Barlow, I live a very different life.

We open with a choir.

Every week we open with the choir and shots of a stream.

Like, what the fuck is that?

I don't know.

I don't know if I just never noticed.

I guess on Potomac, they often show, like, photos or video of flowers around the area. But on Salt Lake City, it's like, we always are getting a close-up of a stream with the choir in the background. Like, as we open the show, it's like every single time we got to see the fucking stream. And it's like, what is that? What is that? They're always showing the water. Anyway, we're seeing that. and then we, like, go into Lisa's Clarity Lunch, because that's where we ended off last week, where she had the poster boards from Kinko's made up with the pictures of her face and just said, dismissed.

Dismissed! Remember that show dismissed? I love that, that MTV show dismissed. What a great show that was. Those days of MTV, the days of yesteryear, of your, those were just the days of the dating shows. We had dismissed. We had Next. Wait, was dismissed? Dismissed. Dismissed, or am I mixing up Next and dismissed? I don't know. I think there was a show called Dismissed, right? Am I making that up? Am I mixing that up with next. Remember Next? They would get off the bus and then be like, next. And then like that one gal fell off the bus. Does anyone know what I'm talking about? Probably not. Anyway, we, yes, our Lisa's Clarity Lunch. Whitney had just walked off camera. And she debuts a new green confessional look this week. A green dress with the blonde, she looked stunning. She did look stunning. And I don't like all of her looks this week,

but in that green dress with the blonde hair, she looked stunning. Now, we're in the middle of Angie

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