It was a little bit longer than you remember.

You were there, but I also know I was sleeping and watched two movies and I slept for over an hour.

It was definitely longer.

So it was 30 minutes.

I mean, there's only so much time on the fly.

You know?

So anyone telling you anything different?

Well, no one can tell me anything I was there.

You were sleeping for most of the fly.

Only so much time on the fly out.

The fly.

I mean, there's only so much time on the fly.

The fly.

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iconic with me, Danny Pellegrino. That was a clip in this week's episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. They made it off that yacht alive. Somehow, some way, they got off the boat. I did not know if they would, to be quite honest with you, because they all seemingly hate each other. The unicorn even made it out alive. One of the crew members came and said, oh, we found the unicorn in the ocean. They went diving in that ocean for the unicorn. I mean, in what world does anyone diving into the ocean for Britney's unicorn plushy with Jared Osmond's voice box in it. I don't know, but they did it, and they

deserve a big tip. And so I don't know what they ended up giving them a Bravo production. Hopefully they gave them a nice big-ass tip because somebody from that crew, one of Captain Jason's people, was jumping in the ocean for that unicorn plushy, and so they deserve an extra big tip. But I can't even believe that they made it off that boat. And I wish We get all the other housewives on a boat like this.

We need more below-deck crossovers.

I hope this was the first of many. It was fantastic. And obviously, the houseways always do their best work when they're on a boat. When you put them out to sea, ever since the early days of Scary Island, remember when they're on the way to Scary Island, there was some good boatwork. And then those early Rony days, of course, we had the Bethany spin-off where she got trapped at sea with Dr. Amador. And you remember that? Her and the husband got trapped at sea. And so these women, of course, Beverly Hills has had some great boat work. I mean, they do good work on the boat. And so it's only a matter of time before we get more below-deck crossovers. And they need to be doing them once a season, once a quarter. I don't know. They haven't been doing those ultimate girls trips anymore, but like, let's get them all on a below-deck boat because this was fantastic TV. They got three episodes out of their trip. It was a three-day trip. They got three episodes. Now, I do want a nitpick for a minute, and this was an extra long episode. I feel like the last two episodes should have been the extra long ones, not this one. That's a very nitpicky thing, but I guess they wanted an extra long episode so that it would bleed into Heather Gay's Survive and Mormon premiere, which, again, I did see the first episode of it, and I loved it. I thought it was like Heather Gay's Utah's own Barbara Walters, because she's just going around. It's like that catfish show, but about Mormonism. And so I only watch one episode. I didn't see all three, or how many episodes is it? I don't know. Unclear. And I probably won't continue watching it, but I did love the episode.

Anyway, also programming note, I got to say, I'm going to be at BravoCon this week.

I'm so excited. I hope to see some of you at BravoCon. I'm going to be moderating the Valley

panel, which is the very first panel that's going to be happening in the weekend. I think it's 10.30. Don't quote me on that. But I believe all the panels are also going to be airing on the cock, Peacock. So tune in to Peacock. You'll see me on the Valley panel. I'll be moderating. And then I'm also moderating the Traders panel, which I'm very excited about. Both panels are going to have some special surprises and stuff. And again, I believe they'll be airing on Peacock, which I'll also be throughout the weekend interviewing some people on Peacock from the floor. Is that what they call it? Like from the, I don't know, from the convention. I don't know what they call it. But I'm going to be interviewing people on Peacock, too. So you'll get to see me a hundred different ways on the cock. And then also, if you check out the state farm activation, if you are at

BravoConan in Las Vegas. to see me a hundred different ways on the cock. And then also, if you check out the state farm

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