First of all, the dog farted, and then you said, oh, maybe that's Mary.

You said, come on, Bromwell.

Oh, we better sit over here because Mary's got gas.

And then your dog farts and smells the whole house up

and then you blamed it like it was my

fart. I'm like first of all I

eat healthy out my farts don't come out like that

we should know the fart

between my fart and a dog fart

and then you're oh my god Mary's at you

then both like enough I got it

and next I won't tell you when I fart okay seriously I know I'm like I'm, I'm like, enough. I got it. Next, I won't tell you when I fart. Okay. Seriously? I know. If you farted and I smelled, I would never make fun of you. And you don't even know if I smelled your fart before. Maybe I have. But I would never talk about it and make fun. Like, but you didn't smell my fart. I didn't smell your fart. I know.

I acknowledged that you farted. So I said I had gas. I said I had gas. I said I said over here. I was offended by it. Kay? I was offended by it. Kay. Give her a raise. Give her her raise immediately. Bravo. I hear me, NBCU, Bravo. You give Mary Cosby a raise. You give them all erase because this episode of television was fantastic. And here's the thing. I got a lot of heat last week because on the Real House's of Orange County recap, I talked about what a flop episode it was. And I knew people were going to come at me in the comments and all that. I got upwards of three messages, people being upset that I was too hard on Orange County Housewise. But let me tell you something, these were parallel episodes because last week on Orange County, they were all getting ready for their cast trip to Amsterdam. So for three-fourths of the episode or half the episode,

the Orange County gals were tying up some loose ends before they go to Amsterdam. And the same thing

was happening here over on Real House of Salt Lake City. Although they weren't getting ready

for Amsterdam, they were getting ready to go on a boat with that hot-ass Captain Jason from below deck. And so they were still getting ready for a trip to tie a loose ends. But the loose ends that were being tied up on Real House of Salt Lake City, we were getting all sorts of great information. We had a solo scene with Brittany and the daughter. The daughter even got a confessional. Now, Britney's a friend

of and the daughter even got a confessional. That goes to show you, even the friends of on this

franchise are delivering much better than the women over there on Orange County or some of the other

ones. And so it was a parallel episode. The same kind of setup was happening. Yet here on Salt Lake

City, we had the Bronwyn and Todd scene, which was fantastic.

We had Angie and Mary arguing about a fart.

I was offended by it, okay?

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