I'm fighting for my life.

Not your approval.

I am more of a free spirit without the Holy Spirit.

I'll always have your back if you stop stabbing me in mine.

When I take a shot, I always hit my mark.

I may be a bad Mormon, but I'll always be a good time.

Hello everyone and welcome to Everything I Connick with me Danny Pellegrino.

Those were the new taglines for the Real House of Salt Lake City.

And I don't know about you moving that music kicks in.

I lose it.

They need to start playing at the clubs because that operatic music that Real House of Salt

Lake City does better than anybody else except for maybe succession on HBO, which is a

fantastic show that I love.

And in many ways, I feel like this is Bravo's version of succession because this week in

the episode, we were dealing with family business drama, just like the Roy family over on HBO

because Lisa Barlow and the sun jack, they got that wolf haircare line or whatever the

fuck that hair remember he's doing shampoo or something.

I can't remember.

But the point is they were arguing back and forth because Lisa's like, look, I paid for

that fucking business.

It was just like I'm watching Kendall Roy or Kieran Culkin as the other Roy person over

on HBO.

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