4.6 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 November 2025
⏱️ 77 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi bald, it's me, Trixie Mattel, skinny legend and board certified HVAC Somalié. |
| 0:05.5 | And me, Katia Zamalachikova, the sweatiest creature in showbiz reminding you to subscribe to the |
| 0:10.0 | bald and the beautiful podcast. Listen as we cover topics as varied as proper bidet usage, |
| 0:15.0 | celebrity impression tutorials, and a television show I recently watched that I'll base my |
| 0:20.0 | entire personality on for six weeks. |
| 0:22.4 | As well as creative pest control, tasty lime made recipes, and fun sex act trend. |
| 0:27.8 | We also chat about boobs and movies and wigs and stuff, which is obviously the public service part of the podcast. |
| 0:33.8 | So get ready for screaming, cackling, and some occasional educational moments as two massively unqualified queens talk about what it's like to be the epitome of fabulous. |
| 0:42.0 | Go subscribe to The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katia Zamalachcova on Apple Podcasts, |
| 0:46.7 | Spotify, or wherever you're listening right now. |
| 0:51.5 | Well, dude, I got good news. I got bad news. What do you want first? |
| 0:54.3 | Bad news always. |
| 0:55.4 | We have three more episodes. |
| 0:57.3 | Okay. |
| 0:57.8 | Good news? |
| 0:58.6 | This episode sucked. |
| 1:02.6 | You could probably paint both of those things as good news and bad news. |
| 1:06.9 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:08.3 | It's all right. |
| 1:09.2 | Go birds. |
| 1:09.7 | Oh, pros and shows. I. Good evening, pros and shows. |
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