Are we really still doing your husband's gay rumors? Like, I really are still doing that.

I thought we'd moved on, but alas, it's a housewives trope that we have to dig up every so many

years on different franchises. It's a little silly, a little problematic, but here we are.

Anyway, welcome back to She Speaks Bravo. If you are new here, consider subscribing following along.

I'm like your kind of crazy friend that does nothing but watch TV and talk about it,

overanalyze it. So join me. But let's get into Salt Lake City because it was another wild ass episode

per use. The first thing I need to touch on though, you know I love Melissa Barlow,

but the fact that she got banned from attending salon, she'd been going to for eight years,

and it was an email from corporate. She had to have been verbally abusive, and that worries me.

That makes me fearful that she's actually like kind of shitty. And anyone out there who's like,

I've hated Lisa Barlow from the beginning. Thank God you've come around. I don't hate her yet. I just know

having worked in customer service, if this is a long time customer, a rich ass customer,

she did something. She did, and she was like smiling as she told the story.

They take this picture in this machine where it analyzes your skin, and of course it's going

to see everything. But Lisa, as she refers to it, that machine is just rude. I want that. I want to

know what's going on. But Lisa is throwing a Vita tequila party, and she is inviting Monica.

Reasoning is if I don't invite her, she'll just say something like, oh, I'm not a part of your

1%. What I love so much about Monica accusing Lisa of being materialistic is how materialistic

Lisa sounds when she defends herself. It's like she's totally earnest. But I'm like, you're

proving the point. Do you not know what the 1% is? Do you not know that's like a thing?

No, okay. Whitney and Monica, they meet for lunch. And actually, Monica's dog got out while they

were in Palm Springs. Thank God they found that dog. I would not have been able to get over it.

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