Guys, I just want you to know that I was very, very close to joining the ranks of one Vicki Gunblsen,

Wifetime Achievement Award goes to.

Oh.

Because if you guys remember, not all that long ago, Bravo had gifted her some Sonos headphones.

Ah, yes.

And in her effort to think Bravo for the gift, she took a picture of it, posted on her Instagram.

Thank you, Bravo.

But what she failed to realize was that you could see her breast bare and reflected in the packaging of the Sonos headphones.

Ah, yes.

And guys, the reason why I'm telling you that story and how it coincides with having to call,

with having to call Marine Animal Rescue and Response,

was that I almost took a picture.

No, not almost. I did.

Guys, I didn't know that it was something that was possible,

that you could accidentally take a picture of yourself naked and posted on Instagram.

I always laughed when people did that.

Now, I always supported and understood that narrative because I know that it can happen.

Sure.

But with so many celebrities out there accidentally doing it, like Vicki Gunsson,

I thought, come on, really?

And then, guys, I took a picture of myself naked on accident.

That's where I bring in the Marine Animal Rescue and response, okay?

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