RHLSTP 43 - Susan Calman
Richard Herring's Leicester Square Theatre Podcast (RHLSTP)
British Comedy Guide
4.7 • 5.8K Ratings
🗓️ 2 May 2014
⏱️ 103 minutes
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Summary
RHLSTP #43: Susan Calman - Helen Mirren Mask. Richard is still a bit giddy and over-excited from meeting Harry Shearer and, after being on his best behaviour for 75 minutes, is now off the leash and at his most childish and pathetic. And who dares walk into this hurricane of smut? Only Susan Calman... who feels, possibly correctly, that she isn't being given the respect of the previous guest. Find out how one of the tallest comedians in the UK snuck one of the smallest into a party, how Richard is planning to win the Gay Celebrity of the Year 2015, who has the tiniest hands in comedy, and if you watch the video you'll get to see the ultimate guide to fingering. In spite of Richard offending the Scottish, the Chinese and Susan's dead grandma, there's no real danger of Richard 'doing a Merchant' and somehow they manage to steer the puerile conversation towards depression and Section 28. Plus which celebrity would you like to stroke your hair as you die? And more on the proposed Edinburgh Fringe show where Rich and Susan are forced to have sex with each other, against both of their wills.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello my finest friends welcome to more Ruhelistopus or whatever it is you're listening to on this feed |
| 0:04.8 | There's so many different choices powered by a cast plus which you can join if you wish to get some extras |
| 0:11.2 | The Ruhelistpertor is |
| 0:14.0 | Selling well in most places if you're in tumbrich wells take your time |
| 0:18.4 | You're gonna be able to get tickets |
| 0:20.0 | But some of the places are selling fast so please head to richshane.com slash for Hullistper and see if I'm coming near to you |
| 0:26.7 | And if I am buy some tickets even if it's not selling very well |
| 0:29.7 | That's probably a better time to buy the tickets for me |
| 0:33.1 | We are announcing guests as we get them. There are a few out there richshane.com slash for Hullistper |
| 0:38.8 | We're also doing a few Ruhelistper gigs this coming weekend |
| 0:42.8 | That's the Saturday the 22nd and Sunday the 23rd of July at the Bill Murray pub |
| 0:49.0 | We're doing four separate Ruhelistpers which we'll go out during the Edinburgh fringe |
| 0:53.0 | It's me going to the Edinburgh fringe without going to the Edinburgh fringe |
| 0:55.8 | So if you're in North London in the afternoon come along and see those there are only 10 pounds are shot |
| 1:01.3 | Anyway, let's sit back relax and enjoy Ruhelistper |
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