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Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link

Rhett & Link’s First Date Stories & Your Wildest Dates | Ear Biscuits Ep.322

Ear Biscuits with Rhett & Link

Rhett & Link

Comedy

4.924.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2022

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Rhett and Link both share the story of their first dates with their wives, and how they wined and dined them at Outback Steakhouse and Chili’s respectively. They also read some of the Twitter submissions you sent in regarding your most insane first date horror stories, including being chased out of a house by a mysterious old man, having an ex yell at your date, puking all over your date after a kiss, and much more! Plus, the guys take a look at some of your photos that you recreated many years later. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:33.2

Welcome to Ear Biscuits, the podcast where two life-long friends talk about life for a long time.

0:38.8

I'm Rhett. And I'm Link. This week at the Round Table of Dem lighting,

0:43.3

we're going on a first date in the past in our minds.

0:48.3

We ask you what's your worst or wildest first date story? Could be your first date of all time,

0:54.8

first date with a future partner, a blind date, etc. Your story might be featured in a future

1:00.0

Ear Biscuits episode. Well, I got news for you. Some of them about to be featured.

1:04.1

But first we're going to tell our own story. This is the Ear Biscuits episode.

1:07.0

This is it, right? The future is here. Yep. Yep. It's now.

1:12.2

And I got some thoughts about first dates and our experiences in general.

1:18.6

But I think it'll be good for the start.

1:21.5

Probably. They're probably some podcasts hosts out there who could fill up an entire

1:30.6

episode of a podcast. Maybe even do a whole podcast just based on their own first date stories.

1:38.6

Yeah. Not these two boys. Yeah. And I think my story will shed some light on why that is for us.

1:47.6

But yeah, what was your first date? Well, I'll wait. Jesse first. I'll wait until you.

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