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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

RG+ Preview: LOVE IS BLIND 0401: "Welcome to the Pods!"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

As single Seattleites begin a new round of voice-only dating, intersecting love triangles take shape that may lead to heartache down the line. If you want ALL the Love is Blind episodes you have to JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ at the $5 tier. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt!  SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

right before we just started. I told Maddie that a cat that we know who's recently deceased

0:09.0

is he said, oh he's with Sophie his dog. I'm like, no, there's a cat heaven. There's a dog heaven.

0:13.6

He's space. I did that just to prove you just to say you were wrong. But I don't know if there's a dog.

0:22.8

I don't know if the cabins are separate. I don't know. Maybe all pet heavens are the same.

0:26.6

You said it. Now when I don't even want to debate this. I thought about it. I'm like, is a pet heaven with the humans?

0:35.6

No one gives a shit about this. Anyway, this is what it's blind.

0:39.6

Love is blind. Love is blind. Love is blind.

0:46.6

It's reality games for the team. No, it's blind.

0:54.6

I'm just going to keep drinking. Y'all this is love of blind. Look at my flow chart that I came up with. This is what I was going to start the show with. Look at it.

1:08.6

So all of who's who's fucking who or who likes who who's been who's with who because we always get so confused at the beginning of this.

1:19.6

Especially this first episode. Yeah, I'm going to make a chart and add to it as we keep going. So it's going to kind of remind me who's who.

1:27.6

So at least one of us will get it right.

1:31.6

I don't like this because this is going to you're going to get obsessed about this like it's like when you do the electoral college map during an election day.

1:40.6

I really enjoy that.

1:42.6

You do you get very.

1:44.6

Yes, I get obsessive about diagrams. I understand things that way it helps me organize this fragile thing we call life.

1:55.6

I funny enough though, I actually think the relationship I feel like just in this first episode.

2:04.6

I think that the relationships of that people have with other people besides the person they're dating are going to come into focus more probably than other seasons.

2:16.6

You mean you mean the rivalry between let's say Chelsea, Micah and Amber.

2:28.6

I'm going to bring this. I'm going to start. I'm going to call these now.

2:40.6

You have your primary care position, your your PCP. I'm going to coin something called a PMP.

2:49.6

Perfect match potential.

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