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Titus Podcast

RFK: The Anti-Kennedy

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon Update, turns in a punch ball, which is something that ruins the party that screws up every good thing we have, and it's also why we can never have anything nice. This is

0:14.6

Robert. Did he just fucking say that Kennedy? If you don't know who I'm

0:17.6

talking about he's the shitty Kennedy, the Kennedy that all the other

0:19.9

Kennedy have pulled the Rip Court on and they all came out for Biden. Let's go over

0:24.9

the thoughts and policies of this H. G. H. H. Pumped up bane with laryngitis.

0:29.8

Robert Kennedy believes that vaccines cause autism, even though that has been studying

0:34.8

and proven wrong for decades.

0:36.3

In fact, zero studies show that vaccines cause autism and I got that information through

0:41.2

the microchip that came in the COVID vaccine.

0:44.0

So, Robert Kennedy, this man who burp speaks in a series of sounds

0:48.0

that, frankly, if he was president,

0:50.0

would probably make the UN disband on its own to avoid hearing his presidential

0:54.4

address to the General Assembly. However, me going after his voice is a cheap shot,

0:58.9

an easy attack that frankly has nothing to do with what the man believes because what happened to his voice is just

1:04.8

a neurological injury that could happen to any of us.

1:08.1

What he believes on the other hand is batship crazy and he chose that that besides believing that vaccines cause autism

1:14.8

with zero evidence he also believes at 9-11 was a conspiracy

1:18.3

Wi-Fi causes cancer or leaky brain which by the way is a great name for a punk band

1:22.4

Robert Kennedy Jr. also believes that anti-deprived leaky brain which by the way is a great name for a punk band

1:22.6

Robert Kennedy Jr also believes that antidepressants cause school shootings

1:26.8

and I thought it was access to guns stupid stupid stupid

1:30.0

he also believes chemicals in our water can turn children transgender and that HIV isn't the cause of age

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