4.6 • 814 Ratings
🗓️ 15 August 2024
⏱️ 128 minutes
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0:00.0 | I thought to myself, this would be a waste to just leave this manatee corpse floating here in the Hudson Valley River. |
0:10.5 | So, you know, I thought, you know, you could do things like make jerky. |
0:16.2 | Where have you been? |
0:18.4 | As I had this plan in my mind to make Manitou Jerky, I realized that I had a shin-bet |
0:26.4 | reunion the next morning on a yacht party on the Dead Sea. It was going to be a marathon, |
0:33.7 | 72-hour-long party, a rager, that I had to be there in the morning. So my plan to |
0:41.1 | bring this manatee body home and, you know, render it into various products, I couldn't do it. |
0:50.6 | So, you know, time is kind of ticking by and I only have a few hours to get on this plane. |
0:57.0 | And my friends, you know, I couldn't turn them down. You know, they're really buttering me up. |
1:02.0 | They're saying, Robert, you have a black belt in Drav Maga, a martial arts, one of the most deadly martial arts known to man, |
1:11.5 | specially taught by the IDF. |
1:14.2 | I was personally taught by a massage sheet at IDC. Hursley University. |
1:20.4 | Hey, this isn't the first time it's happened. |
1:22.1 | So anyways, I'm on the boat, showing them Krav Maga moves on this manatee corpse. |
1:28.3 | I'm pile driving it. I'm just punching it over and over again. |
1:34.3 | I just destroyed this manatee body. |
1:37.3 | But anyways... |
1:39.3 | We need to talk about everything that just happened. |
1:42.3 | What happened after that, I wasn't drinking. |
1:47.0 | They were drinking. |
1:49.0 | And unfortunately, a Hudson Valley Sheriff stopped us right before we were going to, we were all |
1:57.0 | carrying this manatee body. |
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