RFK Jr. Dissatisfied with Teen Sperm & Sean Duffy Gets Back to Reality | Paul Dano
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 27 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:07.0 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. |
| 0:14.3 | This is The Daily Show with your host, Jordan Clepper. |
| 0:18.6 | Thank you. host, Jordan Clapper. |
| 0:35.0 | Welcome to the air of the show, George Clever. |
| 0:38.5 | We got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 0:45.8 | Sean Duffy takes a road trip, Donald Trump takes a siesta, and RFK Jr. is disappointed in your sperm. |
| 0:48.4 | So, let's get into the headlines. |
| 0:58.3 | Yesterday, Trump hosted an event on maternal health care, which is a high priority for the White House, because what is a woman's birth canal, if not a straight of Hormuz that our government |
| 1:03.7 | must take control of? |
| 1:05.7 | Now, the focus of the event was America's lower birth rates. |
| 1:09.8 | So, of course, Trump invited RFK Jr., health secretary, |
| 1:13.9 | and guy whose iPhone screen is always greasy. |
| 1:18.4 | So let me ask, RFK Jr. |
| 1:20.2 | Why are birth rates down? |
| 1:22.1 | And please remember, when you answer, |
| 1:25.1 | don't make this weird. |
| 1:27.2 | For men in 1970, men had twice the sperm count |
| 1:31.3 | as our teenagers do today. |
| 1:38.3 | I'm sorry. |
| 1:39.3 | Did he just do a back in my day for sperm? |
| 1:43.3 | Back when I was a teen, we had twice the jism. |
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