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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

RFK Jr. Dissatisfied with Teen Sperm & Sean Duffy Gets Back to Reality | Paul Dano

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Jordan Klepper breaks down the White House maternal healthcare/Teen Mom fan event where Dr. Oz diagnosed Americans as being "under-babied," RFK Jr. looked back on the good ol' days of teenage sperm, and Donald Trump caught up on his REM in one long blink. Plus, instead of working to bring down the cost of travel, over-babied Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy gets funding for his own road trip reality show with unethical sponsorship cash, and Desi Lydic is following suit. Can a wearable AI "friend" solve the male loneliness epidemic? Ronny Chieng sits down with the founders of two competing AI necklace companies to find out how their products work, what the public thinks about the technology, and whether the bad blood between the two men can be resolved before it boils over. Actor Paul Dano talks to Jordan about his latest film, “The Wizard of the Kremlin.” He describes his role as a Russian media manipulator who assisted in Vladimir Putin’s ascension from KGB foreign intelligence officer to president, and explains how the movie explores the idea of complicity and mirrors the current political climate not only in Russia, but globally. They speculate whether a comedic role may be in Dano's future and what it would be like to play Trump insider RFK Jr. -- The Daily Show airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central. Stream full episodes on Paramount+ Follow TDS: YouTube, TikTok, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:07.0

From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.

0:14.3

This is The Daily Show with your host, Jordan Clepper.

0:18.6

Thank you. host, Jordan Clapper.

0:35.0

Welcome to the air of the show, George Clever.

0:38.5

We got so much to talk about tonight.

0:45.8

Sean Duffy takes a road trip, Donald Trump takes a siesta, and RFK Jr. is disappointed in your sperm.

0:48.4

So, let's get into the headlines.

0:58.3

Yesterday, Trump hosted an event on maternal health care, which is a high priority for the White House, because what is a woman's birth canal, if not a straight of Hormuz that our government

1:03.7

must take control of?

1:05.7

Now, the focus of the event was America's lower birth rates.

1:09.8

So, of course, Trump invited RFK Jr., health secretary,

1:13.9

and guy whose iPhone screen is always greasy.

1:18.4

So let me ask, RFK Jr.

1:20.2

Why are birth rates down?

1:22.1

And please remember, when you answer,

1:25.1

don't make this weird.

1:27.2

For men in 1970, men had twice the sperm count

1:31.3

as our teenagers do today.

1:38.3

I'm sorry.

1:39.3

Did he just do a back in my day for sperm?

1:43.3

Back when I was a teen, we had twice the jism.

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