I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy.

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cs and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelware. Dot-all. Hello, everybody. Welcome back to another very long episode of the casual criminalist. I don't know how long is going to be, but it's Rex Heuerman, the Gilgo Beach Killer.

All right, I've never heard of this one, but it's extremely lengthy. 17,000 words, it says at the top here. All righty then. Thank you to Chris, who wrote it, shout out, let's jump in. Oh, by the way, the format of the show, if you're new here, I say it every time, but just in case.

I've never read this before.

Chris writes it, I read it, the format of the show, if you're new here, I say it every time, but just in case. I've never read this before.

Chris writes it.

I read it.

We'll explore together.

Let's go.

I've recently read, I think, two or three untold ones in a row, so I'm looking forward to

some satisfying conclusion here, where Rex goes to prison forever, maybe gets the chair, let's find out.

I feel like Gilgo might be in Australia, though.

So maybe he's not going to get the chair, but if it's in America, yehaw, you never know.

In the early hours of May 1st, 2010.

Retired insurance fraud investigator Gus Collotti was standing in his bathroom, shaving,

when a sudden pounding at his front door ruptured the tranquility of his morning routine.

FBI, open up!

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