Rewriting the Tinder Bio (w/ John Stamos)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Actor and heartthrob John Stamos (Full House, You, Big Shot) is here to figure out the core of Nicole's dating issues. Stamos tells the story of how he met his wife while acting together on Law & Order: SVU, shares his favorite memories of Bob Saget, and rewrites Nicole's dating app bio. Plus, Nicole continues to match with some wackos on Tinder.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date me a podcast or a medical |
| 0:27.2 | buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:30.2 | Even though you could come in my contact lens case and tell me it's new solution, I'm just |
| 0:39.4 | kidding, I have to keep it family friendly. |
| 0:41.2 | Let me think of a different one. |
| 0:42.2 | That's fine, that's fine to call. |
| 0:44.2 | I know what the show is. |
| 0:45.2 | I love it. |
| 0:46.2 | Okay, John, you're promoting a children's thing. |
| 0:49.2 | Come on, not hold on. |
| 0:50.2 | I'm not done with my intro. |
| 0:52.2 | I'm sorry, it's an American actor and heartthrob that you know. |
| 0:57.2 | I would have to be American actor. |
| 0:59.2 | Who put that in there? |
| 1:00.2 | What does it matter if I'm where I'm from? |
| 1:02.2 | I don't know why it matters where you're from. |
| 1:04.2 | What? |
| 1:05.2 | I think this is the intro that maybe your publicist wanted or go ahead, whoopee. |
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