Once upon a time, a few weeks ago, Joe said to Finley, hey, isn't it crazy about this crowd strike business?

The whole nation is kind of paralyzed and no one can get on a plane.

To which Finley replied,

I don't know what you're talking about.

And thus, a show was born. A show where he was born. A show wherein show updates his workaholic girlfriend on all the cool stuff that she missed last week.

Welcome to What Weekly.

Welcome to What Weekly, where an eye, Joe, wait for Finley to emerge from her work hole

so that I may update her on the things that happened this past week.

Hello honey, hi, how are you? What's up?

Hi, honey, there's a new you? What's up? Hi.

Honey, there's a new bacteria out there, and I want to tell you all about this new bacteria, okay?

Okay, is it going to kill me?

There's a celebrity, there's a new hot celebrity out there, setting the world on fire.

Okay?

She's from Thailand.

Okay.

Her name is Mu-Dang.

Mu-Dang is a hippopotamus.

They discovered something actually really interesting about earthquakes and that is honey. They make gold. Animals in Australia fall into two particular categories, okay? Category one, incredibly dangerous animals that will kill you.

Terrifying, yes.

Terrifying dangerous animals.

Category two, something that looks so ridiculous you can't believe that exists on

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