Double Elvis.

The sun was shining, the ducks were quacking.

All was well as Derek Jones stubbed out his lunchtime cigarette on the ground and put his rubbish in the bin.

On his way back to work he suddenly felt terribly guilty, but why?

What had he done? He was wracking his brains and then he saw it.

A duck pointing angrily at his discarded cigarette butt.

You don't think you're a litterer, but cigarette but are rubbish.

If you smoke bin your butts, keep Britain tidy.

If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch,

you'd build a different kind of bank.

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots, doesn't invest in fossil fuels,

charges no extra fees for spending abroad, and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.

You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

So what would that look like?

Starling Bank, the bank built for you.

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