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The Kristian Harloff Show

REWATCH! Jurassic Park (1993)

The Kristian Harloff Show

Kristian Harloff

Tv & Film, News

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey dinosaur loving fucks. No, that's not right. No, is that right?

0:06.0

Let's get one of those weeks. I don't know if that's right. Hey, everybody, what's going on? It's Jurassic World stuff, Park stuff, whatever the stuff.

0:13.0

Raptor stuff, big dinosaurs and shit all over the place. That's what we're talking about today. It's Jurassic Park rewatch.

0:20.0

We're very excited to do the rewatch. It's myself and Winston A. Marshall and Kojian. Draw, draw, drill. It's going to go well.

0:29.0

Yeah, so we we're going to be doing a rewatch as you guys know. We've been doing rewatches on this channel for a tad bit and now it's Jurassic Park's turn.

0:38.0

The new movie, which we'll also talk about for some god ungodly reason is almost two and a half hours long. Why no one knows.

0:48.0

But we'll talk about that also where this is the classic Steven Spielberg film that came out in 93.

0:54.0

People love it. People are excited about it and it started this this huge franchise. So we'll get into it.

1:01.0

And before we do, make sure if you're brand new to the channel and you're checking out, subscribe. Please hit that like button, hit the notification button. Do all of it. Don't forget to find us on podcast form that is Apple podcast that is Spotify that is everywhere podcasts are found.

1:15.0

I was about to burp into the mic and then I got one of the funniest comments I think I've ever gotten in my life and I see I'm going to I'm going to try to find it and read it because it was hilarious and I and the the gents with me today have not heard this comment.

1:28.0

I'm going to see if I can find it. Yeah, I got it and I'm going to I'm going to bring it up right now and I'm going to put one more thing on my desktop.

1:36.0

Let me see if this is it. Is this it? No, that's not it. See, I'm glad I came and find the shit that I'm trying to bring out here. But I'll let's get into the show first. I'll find the screen shot. We'll talk about it on the side. It's big thing. It's me. It's Winston. It's everybody here who does the show and, yeah, he's here and we're going to do some stuff. Yeah, yeah.

2:07.0

All right, what's up, everybody? Welcome back laughing at I just had a joke that was too dark. We can't if we can't drop F bombs on this rewatch because of the kids. I definitely can't say this joke.

2:20.0

That's true. We that fucking changed a long time ago. Okay, the rules have changed. I mean, it was a dark joke. I just forgive me for this, y'all, but it's because Christians desktop looks like New Orleans after the levees broke.

2:34.0

It is bad. It is so bad. It's actually one of the worst. I've seen like it's because there's no one fuck on you. All right, I'll tell you what. Have you ever looked at your YouTube channel?

2:46.0

It looks like a potato has exploded every time you try to record yourself. You're going to talk to me about track. Let's because I hate YouTube. Like, I don't want to be a YouTuber. I hate that I'm stuck on YouTube because I can like interact with people that are asshole. Like, YouTube is the worst place for entertainment because you inherently want to shift your perspective based on other's opinions.

3:03.0

Because we're too connected. So like, YouTube is where talent goes to suffer. Oh, that's not to die, but to suffer. Well, that's nice.

3:10.0

He says on Christians YouTube channel. Yeah, but like we all know that like have the comments here is bad. He's like brave for answering everybody. I just like I read one. I'm mad for five weeks. I just it's a YouTube. It's not too. But look at this. This is my favorite thing that I see so far. Check this out. This is hilarious.

3:25.0

Just your average Jose. I'm in the minority in this one, but I was listening to big thing in podcast form when you ripped a huge burp. Usually your burps are subtle, but this one was so annoying and disgusting that I have.

3:35.0

I unfollowed the podcast and unsubscribe on YouTube. I'll just check in here and there. I wrote back. This is fucking hilarious. I like that he's still going to check in though. He's like, we'll see. I'll just check in and say. I mean, I'm not done. I thought it was. I laughed so hard. I sent it to Brett and Kate immediately.

3:51.0

That's, you know, I. I hope he checked in today. I hope he checked only one thing to say to that. It was hilarious. I was like, I thought it was one of the best comments. It saved the dust. Did he think that this was NPR? Like what the fuck? I don't know. What is the show? If not, did he find me like randomly? Does he know that there's a song called party in the fart tower that you got famous off of with schmose and Carlite alive? Like who the fuck did he think?

4:20.0

Did he miss the shit ass episode? Did he miss shit ass? Maybe it was before. I don't know, but either either way it was, it was all areas. All right, man, Jurassic Park. First, let's, let's talk about before we get into the actual rewatch of the movie itself.

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