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around if you want after the episode for a little bonus content and conversation you're at the

beach standing at the water's edge, shielding your eyes from the sun glaring

off the water, you gaze out at the far horizon.

There's a tanker ship out there, barely visible, little more than a gray smudge against

the azure sky.

Overhead, a twin engine plane rides the currents,

trailing a banner, advertising a seafood buffet,

and margaritas by the bucket.

Wait, what was that?

Did you see that?

Was that a trick of the light, or was it...

No, no, no, there it is again.

Look, is that a fin?

You know you're seeing a shark's fin.

And now you're about to hear a shark tail unlike any other.

A shark tail that makes jaws look like finding Nemo.

This is the terrifying true story of the sea demon.

And they got a small beam of light against the mirror.

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