What's up guys? So we're gonna get right into it. We have a fun little intro and then a fun little announcement for you guys before we get into the episode today. So the double a battery

Episode it just seems to not be going away. We've been getting a ton of emails. We've been in a ton of

DMs. We've been doing really well in the show. We have one. Thank you guys for that. We do have some new members of the community that don't know

If you guys are not in a dear albie oj that this isn't the first time we've actually run into this problem before um sorta

uh this did remind the writer herself um who has been a listener of the show for a while uh of the baby carrot episode uh the very infamous baby carrot episode. So we thought this would be a good time to kind of indoxonate you guys into the old school one. We're gonna bring that one back

uh because frankly I have been in contact with our double a friend. There are updates. There uh this one's getting pretty intense pretty fun um but she was a little down. She got a lot of your advice

just one story of it. It doesn't necessarily want to break up with this guy um and since you need to laugh so she said her self she loves you the episode again and we thought this would be a great opportunity to kind of catch you guys up to speed

on the fact that we have covered this before um in horrific fashion. I still haven't come to the even recovered from it myself but uh so give that a listen hope you guys enjoyed this week and announcement very very important

starting next week. You guys have been asking for this for a while we've found a way to make this work um dear albie's gonna be going twice a week. Very very important news. Very big news for the community. Rejoice everyone. I hope you're all

you know driving through wherever you're driving through freaking out having a good time. Very excited about this. Uh so yeah we're gonna be doing double dose dear albie's twice a week um you guys have been awesome the show is doing great and we just want to kind of keep this going so um we're finding the time to make this work we're all really really excited about it. I hope you guys are excited about it too and uh let's get after it.

I just found out my married son had an affair and the woman may be pregnant. Like when I drive to work I see pineapples. I breastfed all my children at the same time I also breastfed my husband. What?

What? And then all of a sudden a thought creeps into my head. What if I teleport to the zoo? You guys want to talk about boobs or a quick second? We're going to get into some growth stories and stuff like that but Lauren I posted the picture of you um as a penis.

I am not friend of I am that housewife maybe I am housewife. I just don't see you reason for me to listen to your podcast.

Alright.

Uh needless to say we wind up having sex.

Whoa!

I think my life without television would have been drastically different. Sex in a car is probably something you're not that great at.

I was great at that actually.

Which walkie-lea is not hairy. I will say this. No one gets more unsolicited trick story than that.

Lauren Scalia is my Venmo. If you guys want to send me some money.

Uh Chris Pendoe as usual nothing changed there. How do you all in the show was in a stake? Here's my thought. I just had an idea but I forgot it.

The dating life in general should have just a real contract. She would like a divorce.

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