My mission is simple to make you money.

I'm here to level the playing field for all investors.

There's always a little market somewhere,

and I promised to help you find it.

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Hey, I'm Kramer.

Welcome to Man of Money. Welcome to Grand Marga.

I'll be one of my friends.

I'm just trying to make you a little money.

My job is not just to entertain,

but to educate teachers.

Talk about days like today where it looked great,

and then just gives it all up.

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When youth grow enough negatives at this market,

you get a positive!

If the trucking company sees lower orders

and chemical companies see a slowing-plastic business

and the railroads have declining cargoes,

the Fed may just give us a rate-kike standard execution!

That's why the average didn't get hit particularly hard today,

and the faces some truly bad quarters.

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