What is up, Hotties? Welcome back to another episode of Stay Hot. I'm Bladen Kirk,

joined as always by my two favorite co-hosts of all time in Matthew Span Hour and Theo Ash right after

the NFL draft one day later. And here we are, man. It was a very interesting draft to start

off and it kept that track record all the way through.

And as always, Theo, one thing I remember you say is like people always get weirded out by these crazy mock drafts,

but the NFL draft is always crazier than anything you could possibly predict.

Yeah, it always drives me crazy when someone is like, that would never happen.

And then the actual draft rolls around and Jemir Gibbs goes 12 and Jack Campbell goes 18.

And Emmanuel Forbes goes at 16 and everybody is just like, whoa, who could have seen this coming?

And no one is the answer, but, you know,

I'll mock something that is completely, seems completely logical. And they'll be like,

that would, that would never happen. And I hope next year, and this is my constant crusade

and everybody who posts mock drafts always says the same thing. So I'm sure most consumers are sick of hearing it by now.

But yeah, I, I, the real NFL draft is always crazier than the mocks. And that is held

true for yet another year. Real NFL drag has gone undefeated against mock drafts in terms of

weirdness.

So, of course, today we're going to be recapping the NFL draft in its entirety.

We're actually going to have to break this up into two parts because there's no way we're getting through all 32 teams in one episode.

So today we will focus on the AFC and then on our next episode, we will attack the NFC.

But before we get into that, Matt, Theo, how are you guys doing on this beautiful Sunday

afternoon?

Yeah, we always talk about how I haven't been on any, or neither of us have ever been on any

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