REVIEW: Van Wilder

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 48 minutes

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A love letter from Timbo and a somewhat scathing critique from Guybo on the matter of 2002's Van Wilder. This film has a special place in Tim's heart but that is not enough to elevate Guy's true ambivalence for this piece of early 2000's cinema gold. Incredible stereotypes, terrible acting from Tara Reid, problematic jokes and the undeniable charm of Ryan Reynolds await you.

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0:00.0	Where can I find Van Wilder in the Guinness Book of World Records man and the
0:06.2	radest do it alive? From National Lampoon. My name is Van. And this is my home.
0:11.0	I love this place.
0:14.0	His popularity is unrivaled.
0:16.0	I would like to be an assistant.
0:18.0	What can we do for you? I want to take you through the God of Wash baby, you know, and get you to wax.
0:23.0	Hold mommy.
0:24.0	His coolness is unquestioned.
0:27.0	Sick boy how you doing?
0:28.0	That ointin really worked.
0:30.0	Thanks.
0:31.0	And his exploits.
0:32.0	I'm doing a human interest piece on you.
0:34.0	Well, I'm flattered.
0:35.0	I'd love for your piece to be on me.
0:38.0	Our legendary...
0:39.0	Take your clothes off.
0:40.0	I'm not taking off my clothes.
0:41.0	Uh, well, it is the naked mile run everybody else is in their
0:43.8	birthplace suit. Except that guy. This spring, Vanus Stoneskolt for the
0:49.2	better part of a decade. He'll be cut off.
0:52.5	Dad, a place to stop payment on this semester's check.
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