REVIEW: The Watch

The Worst Idea Of All Time

Tim Batt

Comedy

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 March 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Take Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughan, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, $68,000,000 and put on a very low heat. You've now made The Watch, a decidedly mediocre 2012 film about a neighbourhood watch group taking on an alien invasion. It's fine!

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0:00.0	Every day I ask, what can I do for Glenview?
0:04.0	That's why I founded the Running Club,
0:07.0	the Spanish table at the community center,
0:09.0	and the neighborhood watch.
0:14.0	Cabeon.
0:15.0	Cabo!
0:17.0	Let's loosen it up.
0:20.0	After that short sort of breaking of the ice portion of the evening...
0:22.0	I'm sorry to be the squeaky wheel, but wouldn't it be more fun to actually break ice into
0:26.4	little cubes and then pour some scotch over them?
0:29.4	A few years ago, wanted to become a member of the Glenview Police Department.
0:33.2	You're a homicidal maniac.
0:35.2	Wasn't feeling the vibe.
0:38.2	I have this one scenario in my mind, sexy, Asian housewife, alone at at night best call the neighborhood watch and then she sucks
0:46.4	okay well I'm also interested in that happening to me. You ain't nothing yet.
0:54.0	Oh, baby, he uses AC nothing yet.
0:58.0	So I took what I can get.
1:00.0	Yeah, I took what I can get.
1:02.0	I said you're going see the American people brother.
1:04.0	Go Montgomery, you globetrotting son of a bitch.
1:11.0	How are you?
1:12.0	I'm fantastic, Thank you Tim. Coming at you live from
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