Reverse Gossip and the Little Green Men
Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2021
⏱️ 49 minutes
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Summary
There are a whole bunch of little green men tuned in to today's episode of Cadillac Jack: My Second Act. Well, probably.
The episode starts off with a list of things we get excited about. But then Donna asks, "what are you excited for this week?" Well, hmmm. "It's just easier to come up with things I'm NOT excited about."
This episode is not 60 minutes long, but it does include audio from 60 Minutes. That's because footage was recently declassified that may lend some credit to the existence of extraterrestrials. Donna wants one as a pet. "Dress him. Carry him around." Anyways, something the size of a 737 descended into Pacific airspace and the US Military couldn't identify it. Which they admitted. On 60 minutes.
After talking about aliens, we move onto Chrissy Teigen. No they are not related. Except for that they both blew Donna away. After that, producer Carl comes on the air to talk about his own Appy. You'll hear about a new way to rent, drive and possibly be arrested in, cars. Don't speed away.
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| 0:00.0 | If 60 Minutes had dropped the report about confirmed UFOs by our military 30 years ago, it would have been all we talked about. |
| 0:09.2 | Why are we not talking about it now? |
| 0:11.6 | We'll take care of that. |
| 0:12.7 | Coming up during this episode. My name is Cadillac Jack. |
| 0:27.2 | I joined Atlanta Radio when I was 19 years old, put in a loyal 26 years. |
| 0:31.4 | Welcome to my second act. |
| 0:32.9 | My name is Don and I'm Caddy's wife. |
| 0:34.4 | Why don't you love what I love? |
| 0:36.5 | It's starting to drive me crazy. I knew as soon as I said this yesterday, that it was going to become a conversation on the podcast. Let's back up for just a second. You said something to me. Well, I say it all the time. Okay, I'll give you a couple examples. I am very expressive. Like, if you, I am the person you want to tell a story to you. because I'm going to be like, what? Are you serious? Like you're going to get exactly what you need from me. If you're sick, I'm like, oh my God, are you okay? Can I help you? If you tell me your husband left you or your wife left you, I'm like, what can I do for you? Let's go find them. help you and so I'm if I eat something I'm like |
| 1:14.2 | is this not the best bread you've ever had and you'll be like eh and then like zippy who I love |
| 1:22.8 | our little cat Zippy he loves me first of all I'm like Dr. Doolittle all the animals love love me. And he's just, he's just a cutest thing. He looks like a little rabbit. And he'll just be laying there and he's so cute and cuddly. And I said to you last night, I go, I love Zippy so much. Like, it makes my heart hurt. Do you love Zippy? I don't love Zippy. Zippy is my fourth least favorite animal that we |
| 1:46.8 | have in the house. Sometimes you say he's cool. He can be cool, but he's very finicky, and I just, |
| 1:52.6 | I don't even know his name. I called him, uh, uh, I just learned his name like three weeks ago. |
| 1:58.6 | That says something. I know by point, exactly. |
| 2:01.4 | That you don't take the time to like get to know him. Okay. But it's just like it's and it's a lot of stuff. Like I'll be like, oh my gosh, isn't this the like look at like you, did you hear me Friday night? We were driving out to, um, we went to a place called Pona Wakers to see a farm that we may do a concert series at. And I'm like, look at the sky. Look at this beautiful sky that God |
| 2:20.2 | has given us today. This is the most beautiful. Hone Acres to see a farm that we may do a concert series at. And I'm like, look at the sky. |
| 2:18.2 | Look at this beautiful sky that God has given us today. This is the most beautiful sky. Okay, that's not what you said. You didn't go that deep. You didn't pull God in. If you pull God in, I'll probably would have agreed with you, but go ahead. And I'm like, look at the, look at the sky. Yeah. |
| 2:31.9 | You're like, yeah. |
| 2:34.5 | You're just, I think the word is unfazed. |
| 2:37.0 | Like you're not fake Yeah. You're like, yeah. |
| 2:53.1 | You're just, I think the word is unfazed. Like you're not fake. Like you're not just uber excited about stuff. I get over excited about the stuff that I, that I get over excited about. But I don't know that I have to get over excited about everything that you get excited about or love everything that you love. No, you don't. And I'm not, I'm not forcing you to, but I just thought we were more aligned in our loves. |
| 2:53.9 | Okay. |
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