Hey folks, this is Kevin. On this week's episode of Riskyle here, Richard Cardillo.

I made this profound decision to give my life to Jesus, because it doesn't every 16-year-old know what they want to do with their penis for the rest of their lives.

That and more, but before that, I just want to let you guys know about a bunch of new, brand new tour dates that we just added, Toronto, on August 11th.

We will be back in Toronto, Canada at the Great Hall. The theme that night is outrageous. So that's August 11th in Toronto.

On November 3rd, we're returning to Baltimore, coming back to Baltimore at the Creative Alliance on November 3rd, and the theme that night is obsession.

Chicago, November 9th, we're back at Lincoln Hall.

November 9th in Chicago, the theme that night is revealing.

Madison, Wisconsin, this will be our first time ever in Madison.

November 10th in Madison at the High Noon Saloon, the theme that night is huge.

And Detroit, we return to Detroit on November 11th at the Magic Bag. The theme that night is surprise.

November 11th in Detroit, the theme is surprise. Phoenix, we are in Phoenix for the very first time

on December 2nd at Valley Bar. The theme that night is jaw dropping.

So December 2nd, Phoenix, the theme is jaw dropping.

Now, if you live in any of those towns or anywhere near those towns, you can pitch us at risk-show.com slash submissions.

There's a video there that explains how to do it. You can write to me at Kevin at risk-show.com if you have any questions,

but pitch us at risk-show.com slash submissions.

And I want to talk a little bit about stamps.com, other fuckers, stamps.com.

You know I can mail any letter, any package using just my computer and printer, and then the mailman or mail lady picks it up.

You can avoid the hassle of going to the post office. You can create your own stamps.com account in minutes online.

You just click print and mail and you're done, right? It's convenient, it's easy.

We use stamps.com at risk and the story studio, and we love it. It brings all the services of the US Postal Service to your fingertips.

You can buy and print official US Postage for any letter, any package, any class of mail, and they'll send you a digital scale that automatically calculates exact postage.

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