REVENGE OF THE GECK

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Callers tell stories of revenge on elementary school bullies, ex-boyfriends, teachers, and more.

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0:00.0	call from Grace. Grace, have we spoken before? Yes. Yes. But I have a revenge story. You have a revenge story, please, please enlighten me, Grace. What is your revenge story? I wanted my boyfriend to
0:14.5	share his revenge stories because he's way more petty than I have but he's being all shy. He's being shy.
0:21.5	I don't know why I'm sure no she's
0:25.7	she's supposed to tell me
0:28.7	no put him on the front I put him on the phone I'll be nice to him. He won't
0:32.8	I'll be nice to him. I'll be nice to him. I promise to be nice to him. I don't always
0:38.1	promise I'll be nice but I promise I'll be nice to him.
0:41.8	What's going on, Lyle? What's your name? Josh?
0:48.3	Josh, look, I really appreciate you. You know, look, I heard how shy you are, I heard you
0:52.2	you're a shy, fragile little boy.
0:55.0	And so I just want you to know I'm going to be very careful with you.
0:58.0	I'm not going to drop you.
1:00.0	I'm going to hold you tight. I never want to go.
1:02.0	Okay. Because I love you very much and look I just really
1:06.1	appreciate you hopping on the phone with me in spite of your your your
1:12.0	bashfulness. Okay. I'm imagining you right now you have big bright red
1:18.7	rosy cheeks. Yeah that's good and you're just the most adorable person to ever talk to.
1:25.0	Listen, Josh?
1:28.0	Yes.
1:30.0	Holy shit.
1:31.0	I remember that.
1:32.0	Have you ever gotten revenge?
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