Revelations 2: 2Rev2lations: Final Revelation
Rude Tales of Magic
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🗓️ 27 February 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Flipcup's in this one! He's kind of "our" Grogu.
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's your favorite show of all time, you just don't know it yet. We stand together on the precipice of self knowledge!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Headgun Podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Ah, there you are, traveller. |
| 0:12.0 | Come inside to hang up your couch, put your feet by the fire, |
| 0:18.0 | and I shall bring you what you so desperately seek. |
| 0:24.0 | Root tails of magic. |
| 0:33.0 | Welcome back to Root Tales of Magic. |
| 0:35.0 | Now that Bellow has turned the anti-magic pig spilled milk into grilled bacon, |
| 0:40.0 | magic has returned to the Sasquatch sanctuary of the woods beyond the woods. |
| 0:44.0 | But the return of that magic allowed Miracle Michael to send a pre-recorded message to all of the Sasquatches, |
| 0:51.0 | inviting them to come join him in the next life. |
| 0:55.0 | Those Sasquatches all ambled pleasantly in the direction of the amphitheater now. |
| 1:00.0 | Alby, stir fry, bellow. |
| 1:03.0 | As the Sasquatches dissipate, they reveal the significantly shorter and now undisguised Virginia. |
| 1:18.0 | Her back is turned to you. |
| 1:28.0 | Alby looks at stir fry, she nods, she grabs him, and she flings him towards Virginia. |
| 1:35.0 | Mid-air stir fry wicks out his butcher's nice and places it right in front of his face, |
| 1:40.0 | heading straight towards Virginia. |
| 1:42.0 | Yeah, you're sailing towards Virginia. Where on Virginia are you aiming? |
| 1:45.0 | I am, uh, we are freezing her back right now, so I am, uh... |
| 1:55.0 | 68 years, five months, and 11 days ago, |
| 1:58.0 | Virginia Kurosawa was born to three loving parents and a small farming community, |
| 2:04.0 | exactly three miles north of Lake Somebody. |
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