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It's fun.

Crazy.

It's painful, but it's wonderful.

What is the name?

It's Roycey Unchained.

All right, Patrick Royce.

If you can't be unchained this Monday, we're never going to get you unchained.

Well, I did.

I've heard people saying the Twins haven't done really anything special this year.

I'd say getting shut out twice by Detroit in three games after not getting

shut out by them in 89 games. That's pretty damn special, wouldn't you say? And only one of

those was a seven-endinger. Yesterday, just to prove it wasn't a fluke, they got shut out in a nine-ending

game against the Mighty Tigers, who, by the way, I was making jokes early this year about

the battle.

This was going to be a season-long battle for fourth.

Now, Kansas City has entered the fray after their bad start.

So it's a battle for third.

But Detroit is younger, better, better in the field, better at the plate, way better pitching than the twins

have. It's a mismatch. It's a mismatch. I don't know how these, you know, they miraculously

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